Guild's theme song !EDITED!

Yesterday, while we were doing a raid to a very old-fashioned Naxxramas, we discovered what would become our Theme Song (for we are super heroes).

Behold:



PS: this is NOT Garrok when he goes to work. This is Garrok when he gets back home; this is Boi when he starts drinking; this is Anti when we wipe; this is Skanky when she feels a sword is about to drop... Trololol is everyone of us.

EDIT:

I just acquired a live version of this song, as the singer was practicing it, performed by yours truly (lying ofc lol):



PS: you laff, you lose.

A verdade!

Após ter sido humilhado, gozado, insultado, depois de terem insinuado que andava a consumir a "branca" arranjei as imagens que provam que nada disto devia ter sido dito.


Espero que este tema fique por aqui encerrado . Fica em grande para toda a gente poder ver

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

....The Meiva is flowing again!

Feel free to stop inviting Skanky to any heroics or raids, she's not gonna dps or heal anyway, because she'll be chatting with Meiva!

Feel free to continue sending gold, gems, flowers and chocolates to Braske or Meiva, your letters will no longer be returned after 29 days!

Feel free to stop saying "ola Anti" in guild chat and instead do it in CAPS and in whisper. It will annoy him and make precious Meiva happy!

Feel free to /pet Garrok at any time in any place, you now have Meiva's permission!

Feel free to make a macro:
/target Poeira
/sniff
/s Poeira, GO TO BED!

Feel free to link DPS meter after every fight, Braske loves to be on top in public! (applies to Batemeuma, Gabico and others who already have compulsive linking disorder)

Feel free to /love Ma even more that you did before! And Meiva's fishes too!

Feel free to ask Boibumba and Tempestade for free rum! They have opened a bar and waiting for customers!

Feel free to start booking the dates you want to boost Meiva's alts. It is impossible for her to go with all of you at the same time (think of the exp!)

Feel free to stop healing Overdeath whenever he's tanking. Meiva accidentally revealed his alter ego and he loves dying at least 2 times on every trash pack!

Feel free to start calling Joswin by the name of JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Feel free to express all your emotions regarding this joyful event of return!

Getting a cake for Meiva is a MUST!

Garrok writes a song!

There's a bear going around taking adds
And he decides who to free and who to mark
Everybody won't be treated all the same
There'll be an epic swipe reaching down
When the Bear swipes around

The hairs on his chest will stand up
At the terror in each sip and in each sup
Will you partake of that last offered cup?
Or disappear into the Uncercity's underground
When the Bear swipes around

Hear the TS, hear the whiners
One hundred million healers screaming
Multitudes are marching to the big kettledrum
Voices calling, voices crying
Some are ressed and some are dying
It's Garrok's and Poeira's kingdom come

And the swipebear is not a healing tree
The tailors are all trimming his thongs
The swipebear is not a healing tree
It's hard for thee to kick against the priests

Till Icecrown no shamman, nom nom nom
Then the father hen will call his /chickens home
The wipe men will bow down before the Frozen Throne
And at His feet they'll cast their epic crowns
When the Bear swipes around

Whoever is feral let him be feral still
Whoever is retri let him be retri still
Whoever is filthy let him be filthy still
Listen to the growls long written down
When the Bear swipes around

Hear the TS, hear the whiners
One hundred million healers screaming
Multitudes are marching to the big kettledrum
Voices calling, voices crying
Some are ressed and some are dying
It's Garrok's and Poeira's kingdom come

And the swipebear is not a healing tree
The tailors are all trimming his thongs
The swipebear is not a healing tree
It's hard for thee to kick against the priests

In measured hundred weight and penney pound
When the Bear comes around.

Close (Spoken part)
And I heard a voice in the midst of the Blood Beasts
And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Anticorpo
And Hell followed with him.

Vídeo da semana: Tank's health is falling down

When it's cold outside..... FOR THE PONIES!

HI GUISE!
:>

There is this pink fluffy robotic bit I want to share... Yes, just because it's imba and I have some sentiments for ponies.

EAT ME!

So there, go and explore the depths of Flash instead of nolifing and watching "learn2play" videos!

<3

Pensamento

Cada vez que mostras os registos do Recount morre um animal genérico muito fofinho e inofensivo.

(já agora, por que razão é que o Recount não mostra o número de vezes que foi usado?)

How to/ Guide Professor Putricide

Aqui deixo vos o vídeo prometido da explicitação do novo boss a que chegamos.



Espero que com este vídeo tudo corra bem.
Abraços
Ps: Primeiro post, se algo estiver errado avisem

How come...

... there's only 2 guys posting topics on this blog? It's easy to comment, but how about starting to acutally help us out make other people laugh? It's not that hard.

:)

WoW video in youtube

Here is a video every WoW-fan should see at least once in his life.

Pergunta da semana

How much is the fish?

Anedota da semana

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause it wipes the aggro table on phase 2.

Rumor

In Africa, a long time ago, a catholic shaman tried to use a Greater Heal but he was OOM.

Press conference

Following accusations from Meivaske, Guild Master Anticorpo gave a press conference. What follows is a transcript of the questions asked.

QUESTION: Anticorpo, you've been accused of reading private conversations without permission. How do you respond to this accusation?
ANSWER: Considering from whom the accusation came everyone should have serious doubts about such claim. There are several misconceptions. For one, any conversation with Skanky, the other person involved, is hardly private because all the noise she makes. It's too bad because in the majority of the cases we would really like them to remain private. Also, she thinks she's sending whispers but she's talking in the Guild channel. We just remain silent because some of the things can be considered really... hot by some of our members.
Q: So, the person who accused you is lying?
A: The person who accused me sends about 20 whispers per second. She has a lot of haste in her fingers. She sends so quickly that the router gets confused and mixes it all, sending them in different directions and to different persons. Take a moment and look at the accuser's router's LEDs: there are collisions all over the place!
Q: What about owing money, Mr. Corpo?
A: (murmurs something)
Q: What, sir?
A: Listen, punk, i don't own anything to anyone.
Q: This person claims that she handed you some money more than needed and that you refuse to give it back.
A: This is what has happened: a few people decided to buy a present to some spoiled brat. That person's contribution was above some of the others contributions and that's a good thing considering that not everyone is rich as she is.
Q: Who were the lesser contributors, Mr. Corpo?
A: Me and Garrok, Secretary of Thong Affairs.
Q: You and Garrok? But aren't you the riches...
A: No. Next question.
Q: There are some rumors about your brother's balls...
A: What the *** ? That's just stupid! You should die for asking things like that! Go and do proper journalism, you *** prick
Q: Mr. Corpo, i know that this isn't related, but why is Mr. Bumba always screaming in the pictures?
A: He's not screaming. He's regurgitating his cachaça. He's a tauren. Tauren can do those things.
Q: What about Mr. Garrok wearing a skirt?
A: You'll have to ask him but he was playing with Lhiana when i summoned him, so... next question.
Q: Sir, what about a direct response to Meivaske?
A: You're all smart. Those accusations came from a traitor, someone who left our guild, who ninjas our bank and enchanting stuff... Haven't you ever asked yourself why would someone claim to be from a fictional country, i mean, try to find Lithuania in a map! IT DOESN'T EXIST! Besides, she speaks perfect English. Look at Mr. Bumba, for example. He's also foreigner. Is his English any good? Think about it and thanks everyone. As your Hearthstones were apprehended you'll have to pay Mr. Joswin 50g for a portal. No group portals allowed. Goodbye.

(Anticorpo uses a portal from Joswin and ends in Stonard)