Press conference

Following accusations from Meivaske, Guild Master Anticorpo gave a press conference. What follows is a transcript of the questions asked.

QUESTION: Anticorpo, you've been accused of reading private conversations without permission. How do you respond to this accusation?
ANSWER: Considering from whom the accusation came everyone should have serious doubts about such claim. There are several misconceptions. For one, any conversation with Skanky, the other person involved, is hardly private because all the noise she makes. It's too bad because in the majority of the cases we would really like them to remain private. Also, she thinks she's sending whispers but she's talking in the Guild channel. We just remain silent because some of the things can be considered really... hot by some of our members.
Q: So, the person who accused you is lying?
A: The person who accused me sends about 20 whispers per second. She has a lot of haste in her fingers. She sends so quickly that the router gets confused and mixes it all, sending them in different directions and to different persons. Take a moment and look at the accuser's router's LEDs: there are collisions all over the place!
Q: What about owing money, Mr. Corpo?
A: (murmurs something)
Q: What, sir?
A: Listen, punk, i don't own anything to anyone.
Q: This person claims that she handed you some money more than needed and that you refuse to give it back.
A: This is what has happened: a few people decided to buy a present to some spoiled brat. That person's contribution was above some of the others contributions and that's a good thing considering that not everyone is rich as she is.
Q: Who were the lesser contributors, Mr. Corpo?
A: Me and Garrok, Secretary of Thong Affairs.
Q: You and Garrok? But aren't you the riches...
A: No. Next question.
Q: There are some rumors about your brother's balls...
A: What the *** ? That's just stupid! You should die for asking things like that! Go and do proper journalism, you *** prick
Q: Mr. Corpo, i know that this isn't related, but why is Mr. Bumba always screaming in the pictures?
A: He's not screaming. He's regurgitating his cachaça. He's a tauren. Tauren can do those things.
Q: What about Mr. Garrok wearing a skirt?
A: You'll have to ask him but he was playing with Lhiana when i summoned him, so... next question.
Q: Sir, what about a direct response to Meivaske?
A: You're all smart. Those accusations came from a traitor, someone who left our guild, who ninjas our bank and enchanting stuff... Haven't you ever asked yourself why would someone claim to be from a fictional country, i mean, try to find Lithuania in a map! IT DOESN'T EXIST! Besides, she speaks perfect English. Look at Mr. Bumba, for example. He's also foreigner. Is his English any good? Think about it and thanks everyone. As your Hearthstones were apprehended you'll have to pay Mr. Joswin 50g for a portal. No group portals allowed. Goodbye.

(Anticorpo uses a portal from Joswin and ends in Stonard)