This happened about 2 weeks ago. We were trying to calm down the irreverent Latvian by getting her an achievement. She didn't stop crying and screaming until we said "Yes, we'll help you". So, the achievement involves killing the boss while keeping his 3 Guardians alive. There are several ways to do it but Garrok suggested one of most effective: kite the Guardians until the entrance while the remaining players stay and nuke the boss. Sounds simple. It is simple.
So, he told us to wait at a corner without aggroing the Guardians. He had a peaceful look on his bear eyes. He ran to the other corner and stood still for a moment. We were ready. Poeira was ready to tank the boss, me and Joswin were ready to nuke him and Meiva was ready to... erm... to... to what she had to do. Garrok smiled and cleaned his teeth with one of the pawns. A piece of a cabbage fell. "For how many days have you been in my teeth, friend?" - the bear thought. He waved, signaling that he was going to pull. He cuddled his thong one last time and, with a raging roar, yelled at the Guardians in a tone that they found outrageous!
They ran to him. Fast.
And they killed him. Right there. No words, no pity, no remorse. Garrok and his thong lied there, lifeless, with a surprised look.
At the other corner, we were just as surprised. Meiva cried, again. Joswin made a joke about a bear in the Zoo. Poeira was confused. I was laughing. The bear was angry. With the world, with the Guardians, with us.
Eventually, he managed to kite them without dying. And we killed the boss. The Latvian thanked us in a very arrogant manner. And it was over.
terça-feira, 2 de fevereiro de 2010
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Let it be known that, in my defense, I had a perfectly valid plan in my mind. I wanted to use Faerie Fire on one of the guardians, Taunt on the second one, and aggro the last one by proximity. Once this had been achieved, the plan was to go kitty and Dash as fast as possible away.
ResponderEliminarEverything went well until I turned into kitty and noticed my Dash was on cooldown. Alas, there was much lol from Anti and a lot of dead me laying on the floor. xD
On the following try, I managed to kite them a bit better, and decided to leave the instance once I reached the entrance, thinking I could save a bigger repair bill.
I was ported to the middle of Orgrimmar, proud of my fast thinking, when I realized I had about 5% of my life left, and about 5 different types of poison still ticking on me...
I died instantly, to the amazement of everyone around me in downtown Orgrimmar. Someone asked nearby "How the fuck did he die here??". So yeah, silly Garrok indeed! :(
I needed that achivement to :/ i fell like a outsider
ResponderEliminarYou forgot to mention, that the brilliant plan included "Absolutely no healing on Garrok at any time!". Epic plan from an epic Urso xD at least it was looooaaaaads of fun!
ResponderEliminarAND IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I NEEDED THE ACHI!
I hadn't cried so hard in a long while, until I saw Garrok's dead body 2 seconds after pulling the mobs.
ResponderEliminarThen I cried, really really hard... from laughter! HAHA