terça-feira, 19 de janeiro de 2010

Trick or Trees?

Lok' tar friends. Today I had the most amazing if not frightning adventure with a tree!
It even made me think if Mother Nature really loves me as I am.
Never the less, here's my story:
This adventure starts with me, and a few guildies, doing Pit of Saron for the random daily quest.
Everything seems to promise since the group is good and we have an imba guildie healer that is a druid.
Ok, so i am in my warrior and i go gg on the first mob and tank it (even being arms with pvp gear and no shield ^^).The guy that was suppose to tank changed to dps cuz he thought i was tank because of the imba hp i had but ok...
Anyway, the nightmare began when i ran into a skelleton sentry and the druid did not heal me, then the tank agroed and he died 2 cuz he agroed another skelleton.Hm...curious...the tree was not healing...so ok y,maybe she had lag break or dc or something.Ok so we ran back, ressed, buffed and we repeated the process, but in the meanwhile the tank left and we spent like 10 mins looking for another one in the random procedure, so i said i was gonna tank 1 mob at a time ( should be possible with 2 handed i though ) so i charged, and died again ( no heals -.-' ) suddenly we all die and the tree says she was counting sheep! I was like.....w...t...f...?
Ok, at first i though she was like day dreaming or smthing but,then i realised, TREES DONT COUNT! Then i told the druid that she was dry and unfertilized (Skanky laughed) and she consequently cursed me the whole run, i agro a mob, i die basically.
The worst part is when we reached the cave, when i specifically told the tree not to count stalactits and that was exactly what she did! What's it's game? I hope she really passes her calculus exam cuz i certainly will not.
Since when did trees learned to count?
Anyway...I'm seriously thinking not to go to Boom Festival this year, i suddenly developed an interesting taste for trees so im not very happy right now...
I spent 58g on repairs.I had to do all daily quests on every char to cover the expenses...sigh...
Conclusion: If you group up with Meiva and she let's u die on the second mob or pack in any situation, disband the group if you love your repairs.

9 comentários:

  1. Aww, you're breaking my heart Over! You all know I did it only to entertain you... we reached the times when fast runs do not make our blood boil and I know that secretly you all loved it ^^

    Poeira. >.<

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  2. The best, or worst, part of it: she was bragging about the wipes in Messenger. She was saying thinhs like "Now i'm going to cause another wipe. MUAHAHAHAH!" and "I'll use my mind to heal".

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  3. This one time, that same tree you mentioned was supposed to be healing me in ToC. She totally forgot about it and was counting hordies in the stands. We wiped and the stupid draenei shaman teabagged me. It's like she has a freakin' obssession with counting!

    True story.

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  4. Clearly, she has an obsessive-compulsive disorder. I'm guessing there's a big part of her brain fully dedicated to a IRL Recount.

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  5. HOW DARE YOU!
    YOU SHOULD BE SPAMMIG ME WITH THANKYOU'S AND SENDING ROSES FOR EVEN BOTHERING TO GO IN A PARTY WITH YOU!
    EVEN WRITING A WHOLE POST AND COMMENTS JUST TO MAKE PPL THINK I FAIL! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    QQ moar and then DIE!!! ALL OF U >.< next time I won't even bother moving my branch! (Muahahaha!)

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  6. *insert random comment about how I got killed because Meiva was distracted*

    True story.

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  7. Well, then stop distracting me!
    I'm a raid healer so chats, music and pics have priority in party even if that means that some insignificant mage dies 3 or 5 times :P

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