Fish.
Currently the most fashionable and all-loved meal, however, not everyone can prepare it the way it tastes best. Undeads with their rotten taste receptors, blood elves with their constant licking of various energy crystals, not gonna mention orcs, because we are talking of food here... They all shouldn't be allowed to cook.
For example, take this juicy, tasty and freshly seasoned fish prepared by Meiva on the left and compare it to the dry, smelly, overcooked and wrinkled fish prepared by some undead on the right. The difference is clear and of course we do not want our fish to look like the latter one. What about mages?... Mages shouldn't even be allowed to cook! Look at Joswin's food tables: no salt, no spices, just some tasteless see-through substance! (Mana Strudel? No way!) It's not even good looking! ...and yet we eat. Why? Because there is no one who can actually cook some decent food but Meiva! Therefore this guide is priceless.
Read it my comrades, learn well and start cooking!
Fish Feast:
2 Non-random fishez
2 Non-random fishez of some other kind
2 Non-random fishez of even other kind
1 Pack of imba spices from Meiva's Store
98n of LOVE (no it is impossible to add too much love!)
On top, just add some oranges and more Love!
Voilà! You can now eat fish prepared with love! Enjoy :)
Just want to say that strudel is a lot better than some stinking fish! :)
ResponderEliminarBesides, the fish plate is in the ground, subject to germs, bugs and dirt... my tables are airborn and fulfill all you feeding needs :D
Ass: Joswin
Nonsense!I suggest spending less time licking those crystals of yours and more time concentrating on cooking something decent!
ResponderEliminarSo far all those bugs and warms were just adding gourment flavour to the fish, whereas you strudels taste like paper >:]
<3 meiva's food =D
ResponderEliminarOk. So this thing is on. We have Anti and Tempestade trying both to sell us fish. And now Meiva enters the competition too?
ResponderEliminarI used to eat both fishes so as not to insult anyone. Now I'll have to eat three different ones...there goes my diet!
The last time i tried to eat one of your "love fishes", he ran away and i had to shoot him with my wand. Three times. THREE!
ResponderEliminarI call it bullshit.
Dear member of the Urso family. My only suggestion is reading the Guide again. Especially the line where it sais "there is no one who can actually cook some decent food but Meiva!". There can be NO competitions. Thank you.
ResponderEliminarDear member of the Rotface family. Your argument only proves the freshness of the meal, so thank you for pointing it out. Appreciate and enjoy it!
The food is so fresh that, sometimes, it starts to eat the potatoes and the salad. In fact, almost everytime we have to buy it a burger.
ResponderEliminarGarrok fishes the best fish, as he is a natural at it ('cuz he's a bear, get it?).
ResponderEliminarMeiva's fish doesn't taste like love, they taste like fish wtf?
Poeirissimo, you have been foled. You ate the wrong fish :/
ResponderEliminarI swear it was a fish! The tail would fool no one, nor would the hairs on the nostrils!
ResponderEliminarlove is all
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