Matchmaking in Icecrown!

Who said Icecrown was just for wiping, boss killing and looting? Panico Corrdenado gave it a whole new meaning!

It seems, just the other day 10 mighty (well, maybe not the whole 10 of them were mighty, but what the hell) entered the dark corridors of Icecrown Citadel on a quest of conquest.
In their darkest nightmares none of them imagined what awaits beyond the Deathbringer's gate (because none of them ever checks on bosses or reads tactics before the raid)...

Many died. Many died instantly... some (will not name them, because everybody already knows who they are) pulled the wrong monsters...some let others die just for the sake of maintaining the "healer" image, some (most?) just failed hard. But this is not a story of failing, dying or killing, this is a story of passion!

The feeling that overcame two wondering souls the same second they saw THE Brothers. Their fine muscles hanging around their bellies, the huge sexy bottoms covered only in loincloth, the smile as wide as half the head, the drools as sweet as sweetest liqueur, the mouth aroma dazing all 6 senses and shoulder eyes inviting into their deep blues... Yes, Festergut and Rotface conquered the hearts of the two young fighters instantly.


It couldn't be otherwise, the dilemma arose in their minds - to kill or not to kill. The girls have finally found their perfect match and now it's either die or die trying....to lick them! Only the harshest of worlds -Azeroth , could present them with such a difficult option, but the brave fighters will not give up! Still mesmerized by the sight of two gorgeous fellas, the girls decided to use their most powerful spell. The brothers will fall for the power of blue (no, not the blue shit on the ground, something a bit prettier, involving lace and dealing more mental damage) and will be licked to death, for no creature could ever resist the Blues of Skanky and Braske!

The power of true feeling! .....or is it all about the loot? :/